1. We Really Don’t Like the Earth: Hey, remember that whole “unprecedented, horrific ecological disaster in the Gulf of Mexico” thing? Yeah, I sort of do too. I, like you, was pretty busy with getting prepped for Jersey Shore 2: Snooki 3D. We have priorities in America, people. Obviously, a problem we can’t see firsthand is not quite as real as the Tivo-ed Jersey Shore recap episode in front of us. And let’s face it, five thousand feet underwater is pretty hard to see. Unless you’re an oil-drenched fish.